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Okay, be honest, CoSo--

If someone told you to choose the form of your destroyer, and you tried to avoid thinking of anything terrible, what would *you* accidentally summon to wreak havoc in your neighborhood?

@Susandoyle

I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS.

I'm okay with dying by its hand if I can get a lil' nibble first! 😋

@dauphin87

Okay, that's perfect, because we know we deserve it if Godzilla's mad at us. 😊

@MLClark

A group of black grandmothers from any urban gospel church.

@corlin

LORD HAVE MERCY, BECAUSE THEY SURE AS HECK WON'T. 😂

@MLClark

"because equity is in our hearts, each of us will harm you directly with an equal amount of force"

@Novels56

Oh, that's going to confuse SO many people. 😂 Will he sing to us while he slays us, at least? (I hope so!)

@MichaelTalon

You know what? There's a kindness in just going straight for the Old Ones. Everyone's going to die anyway - but at least this way they won't be confused in their last moments!

@Kaysymmetry

YESSSS!

The Catto of Death loomed large and sinister over the shrieking masses.

Granted, some were shrieking "OMG, HOW CUTE".

But the rest knew.

And everyone would, soon.

"IF I FITS," growled the Catto, eyeing the crowd beneath it. "I SITS." Which it did.

And before long, the shrieking was no more. 🙃🐱🌆

@AskTheDevil

Ohhh, what I love about that destroyer is that it has OPTIONS!

Death by claw?

Death by crushing?

Death by biting?

Death by being whipped aside by its many other protrusions?

I hope everyone gets to fill out an option card first!

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN

You are a compassionate fellow. :) I agree. This or the apocalypse in 2012 is a super swift ending, all things considered!

@MLClark if the world is going to end like this, I want to be here for itl

@MLClark

Yes, this is how folly becomes dangerous!😅

@MLClark Music appreciation with a dose of slapstick.

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