Okay, be honest, CoSo--
If someone told you to choose the form of your destroyer, and you tried to avoid thinking of anything terrible, what would *you* accidentally summon to wreak havoc in your neighborhood?
I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS.
I'm okay with dying by its hand if I can get a lil' nibble first! π
@MLClark I would share...maybe...a little
@Susandoyle You're incorrigible.
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@Ironworker229 you wouldn't have me any other way @MLClark
@Susandoyle Well of course I would not! π @MLClark
The Pillsbury Dough Boy works for me.
"Something else, ALSO terrible!" β Cloverfield
Perfect reference. π
Okay, that's perfect, because we know we deserve it if Godzilla's mad at us. π
A group of black grandmothers from any urban gospel church.
LORD HAVE MERCY, BECAUSE THEY SURE AS HECK WON'T. π
"because equity is in our hearts, each of us will harm you directly with an equal amount of force"
π The living definition of "harsh, but fair"!
@stueytheround @MLClark
Yes and in harmony.
Oh, that's going to confuse SO many people. π Will he sing to us while he slays us, at least? (I hope so!)
@MLClark I hope so too.
You know what? There's a kindness in just going straight for the Old Ones. Everyone's going to die anyway - but at least this way they won't be confused in their last moments!
YESSSS!
The Catto of Death loomed large and sinister over the shrieking masses.
Granted, some were shrieking "OMG, HOW CUTE".
But the rest knew.
And everyone would, soon.
"IF I FITS," growled the Catto, eyeing the crowd beneath it. "I SITS." Which it did.
And before long, the shrieking was no more. ππ±π
Ohhh, what I love about that destroyer is that it has OPTIONS!
Death by claw?
Death by crushing?
Death by biting?
Death by being whipped aside by its many other protrusions?
I hope everyone gets to fill out an option card first!
You are a compassionate fellow. :) I agree. This or the apocalypse in 2012 is a super swift ending, all things considered!
@MLClark if the world is going to end like this, I want to be here for itl
Butterfliesπ¦
Yes, this is how folly becomes dangerous!π
π But would we really mind?!
@MLClark Bugs Bunny, it would be hilarious.
I hope he sings opera to us as he takes us down! π
:) We had the best classics education.
@MLClark Music appreciation with a dose of slapstick.
@MLClark Kittens
@MLClark Rocky Road Candy bar LOL