@NiveusLepus

😉

There once was a hare who went flopping
through a puddle where someone was mopping.
"Should've read the sign!"
the grouchy mopper opined -
but what good were mere words for those hopping?

🐇💛

@MLClark

That's incredibly good.

@NiveusLepus

I had a great point of inspiration! 💚 #Teamwork

@MLClark This is the way! ^_^

@Anouk

I mean, who can top the poetry of the Joker's "We live... in a society" 😅 but okay!

--

There once was school of sobriety
that taught lessons for life in society:
Some can handle a taste,
but if it leaves you red-faced,
best to give up on the project entirely.

😁

@MLClark @Anouk

Bad Poetry Day

There once was a man from El Paso
Who tried to make love to a lasso.
It would twist and it would bend,
but alas in the end
It would always end up in his asshole.

How’d I do?

@CanisPundit @Anouk

😅 TERRIBLE - and therefore perfect.

"end up in" - "Honestly, doc, I have no idea what happened here!"

@MLClark @Anouk

@MLClark
(I know nothing of the Joker, lol)

You get 💐 & a 🏆
😁

@LiseL @MLClark

Ooooh! Do Bodacious! Please!!

@Vanitas @LiseL

😅🥳 Done.

There was once a most bodacious babe
about whom all the lovers would rave:
She could thrill you to bits
just by using her wits--
and if you thought I'd say tits, oh, behave. 🙃

@MLClark And you've exceeded my expectations!!! A+ 😂 @Vanitas

@WordsmithFL

👌🏻😁 As per our conversation the other day about the inevitability of imitation...

--

There once was a hapless recidivist
with exceptional skill as a plagiarist--
He'd try to go straight
but all too soon replicate
every other writer striving for distinctiveness.

@MLClark I came up with one but, in the grand tradition of limericks, it was far dirtier ...

Back to your paying customers.

@WordsmithFL

😅 My first thought was to rhyme "recidivist" with "sit on this", so - fair. Do post away! The day is for us all.

@MLClark

Kate met a recidivist
They began a week-long tryst
It was a trap
He had the Clap
She wound up with a cyst

(I warned you ...)

@WordsmithFL

🤣 Okay, for that, you now get my original plan, before I decided to take the higher, more "intellectual" ground:

Once a randy young man made a fist
and told his sweet lover, "Sit on this."
A crime against physics?
Well, I won't get into specifics...
But in time they'd be frequent recidivists.

😉

@MLClark A new round ... The word is "Organian" ... Me first:

There once was a clever Organian
His ears made him look Vulcanian
When the Klingons attacked
Their passports he hacked
To make them all Canadian. 🇨🇦 🤣 🤣 🤣

@WordsmithFL

😂 That's either a proto-Organian or one on diplomatic mission, on account of its corporeality at all, but fair enough! We accept all ridges and ear-types up north!

--

There once was an errant Organian
who longed for the means to feel pain again--
but when push came to shove
in the body it had taken hold of,
it rushed back to its life as a light-ray-dian. :)

@Amaranth

🙃👍🏻

There once was a man so nefarious
his life left the world more precarious.
But lest you believe
in some brilliant scheme--
No, he inherited the means by which he'd bury us.

@MLClark 😆