🤣 How have I only just learned there is such a thing as National Bad Poetry Day?!
Today I will write you a limerick if you give me a word of up to four syllables.
Because is there any form more delightfully, satisfyingly terrible than the limerick?
@MLClark I came up with one but, in the grand tradition of limericks, it was far dirtier ...
Back to your paying customers.
😅 My first thought was to rhyme "recidivist" with "sit on this", so - fair. Do post away! The day is for us all.
Kate met a recidivist
They began a week-long tryst
It was a trap
He had the Clap
She wound up with a cyst
(I warned you ...)
🤣 Okay, for that, you now get my original plan, before I decided to take the higher, more "intellectual" ground:
Once a randy young man made a fist
and told his sweet lover, "Sit on this."
A crime against physics?
Well, I won't get into specifics...
But in time they'd be frequent recidivists.
😉
@MLClark A new round ... The word is "Organian" ... Me first:
There once was a clever Organian
His ears made him look Vulcanian
When the Klingons attacked
Their passports he hacked
To make them all Canadian. 🇨🇦 🤣 🤣 🤣
😂 That's either a proto-Organian or one on diplomatic mission, on account of its corporeality at all, but fair enough! We accept all ridges and ear-types up north!
--
There once was an errant Organian
who longed for the means to feel pain again--
but when push came to shove
in the body it had taken hold of,
it rushed back to its life as a light-ray-dian. :)
@WordsmithFL
👌🏻😁 As per our conversation the other day about the inevitability of imitation...
--
There once was a hapless recidivist
with exceptional skill as a plagiarist--
He'd try to go straight
but all too soon replicate
every other writer striving for distinctiveness.