@LnzyHou And I checked. Real story.
Geezuz how stupid can they be?
@LnzyHou Very, it seems.
So... she's going for the "I am dumber than a wet burlap sack of hair" defense?
@LiberalLibrarian Dafuq? Lmao
@LiberalLibrarian It's Florida. They are drenched in stories like this.
@LiberalLibrarian I mean, there's a whole damn website devoted this!
@LiberalLibrarian Doesn't appear remorseful now does she?
@LiberalLibrarian She should try high concentration sulfuric acid. Very high.
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Florida Woman, all from just one rib!
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Dear god