Walking around the local fair this morning. Enjoying people watching.
Overheard two ladies complaining about how the quilts were done using sewing machines and not the old fashioned way.
Walked through the exhibitors hall.
One very enthusiastic guy: hey, how's your gutters?
Me: oh they're good.
OVEG: do you have protection on them?
Me: oh, I toss a box of condoms up there twice a year.
OVEG: ??????
Me: ::walks away::
@Kurtroedeger I had no idea a tractor could pull more than 60 women!!!
Still notokay, the women pull the tractor. It's a big tractor, takes a lot of them.
@Kurtroedeger Ha! I am trying to imagine who proposed this activity and said it would be fun; I am coming up blank.
Country life. They have garden/yard tractor pulls and full size tractor pulls.
@Kurtroedeger Amazing. My back can barely manage standing for an hour to bake (honey apple torte is in the oven--I'm on break for a minute before running to the store for the OJ I forgot for the date honey cake).
@Kurtroedeger You are wreaking havoc among the fair, I see.😂😂
Now it's the women's 60+ pedal tractor pull.