After ice cream earlier today, kiddo called shotgun to sit up front with me. Wife let him have it and sat in the back. I warned him that when wife is in the car I expect the passenger to hold my hand some if I didn't need it for driving. So every light, I'd reach over and hold his.
Then we passed a new royal farms gas station and while we were waiting at a light I pointed out that their big inflatable rooster wasn't blown up.
I was like, aww, the giant cock is just laying there all limp.
@Fiikus_goddess he was smirking some too
Just trying to get a dig at dad for holding his hand.
At one point he said, ha I licked my hand that time.
And I said, me too, I had a little chocolate sauce still on it
That started the wife's giggles in the back.
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You left off the tank belly t-shirt...
@InvaderGzim @Fiikus_goddess how about a Tshirt with the print of 6 pack abs on it
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Get a Batman suit with built-in muscles.
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And black socks with the flip
Flops.
@Kurtroedeger You need to do a cringe Dad Halloween get up. Basically wear cargo shorts and flip flops and that's your costume. Bonus for the kiss the cook apron.