Lego Batman Movie for no thinky TV today

Sorry, lost in thought, and you know, when I'm in there, I'm in deep

[Beatboxing] no

How am I supposed to get Batman's respect when I'm working with these human farts

Does batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?

No, Bruce Wayne lived in Batman's attic.

Computer: el.mariachi
That's culturally insensitive

How dare you tell me to parent the kid I just met.

What are you doing?

Trying to give you a big hug.

I thought you were attacking me.

I'm batman-ing

Really? Because I brought a power point.

He's a 9,000 year old incarnation of evil with an eye for jewelry. Give it up for Sauron!

I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff. You're gonna have to rename this the Butt-mobile.

Why'd you build this thing with only one seat?

Because last I checked I only had one butt.

Your number two has to go number one.

Batman, you're on a timeout

Woohoo, I've been parented.

I want you to fly straight into that flaming eyeball.

Bob's your uncle your ruddy duff cobblers.

These diseased lunatics are right.

Bomb. Bomb. Bomb. Let's bomb it out.

Okay, Alfred, bring the pain!

Haha, you just got Union Jacked!

Together, we're gonna punch these guys so hard words describing the impact are gonna spontaneously materialize out of thin air!

BAP!

BAM!

KAPOW!

Wingardium levioohhhhh-shut up