What do kiwi birds taste like?
Licking a would get you into deeper water than disappointment.
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@raspberrypanda Of course. Kiwis can't swim π€£
@raspberrypanda @stueytheround that sounds like a challenge
Before you embark on this great challenge, can I suggest that you check out their feet?
Their tootsies.
Their toesies.
Their rip your face apart claws?
@raspberrypanda @stueytheround
::puts on hockey mask::
I was going to say something inappropriate as a reply, but I think I might need moar coffee first. π€£
Or you may need more alcohol. One or the other.
@raspberrypanda
I originally omitted the word 'bird' but figured that invited a response of 'depends on how much pineapple they've been eating'
So I added the word bird to be more specific
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Unfortunately we are still very British language influenced, so adding the word 'bird' in there... well... invited a certain potential comment. π€£
Note that I refrained.
Mostly because I had to go out.
But now I'm back, so...
When is your supervision coming back?! π€¦ββοΈ
@Kurtroedeger Disappointment. @raspberrypanda