@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger

Licking a would get you into deeper water than disappointment.

😜 😬

@raspberrypanda 🤣 @Kurtroedeger

@raspberrypanda Of course. Kiwis can't swim 🤣

@Kurtroedeger

@raspberrypanda @stueytheround that sounds like a challenge

@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround

Before you embark on this great challenge, can I suggest that you check out their feet?

Their tootsies.
Their toesies.

Their rip your face apart claws?

#DontSayPandaDoesntCare

@raspberrypanda @stueytheround

::puts on hockey mask::

@Kurtroedeger @stueytheround

Are you outing yourself as Gene Simmons to CoSo ??

#PandaSass

@raspberrypanda
I originally omitted the word 'bird' but figured that invited a response of 'depends on how much pineapple they've been eating'
So I added the word bird to be more specific
😝

@Kurtroedeger

Unfortunately we are still very British language influenced, so adding the word 'bird' in there... well... invited a certain potential comment. 🤣

Note that I refrained.
Mostly because I had to go out.

But now I'm back, so...

@raspberrypanda

Ok ok

What does a kiwi avian animal taste like?

#trytomakethatdirty

@Kurtroedeger

They're ground dwellers, it's automatically dirty. 🤨 🤣

Moar #PandaSass

@raspberrypanda

When is your supervision coming back?! 🤦‍♀️

@Kurtroedeger

Not soon enough.
🤣

#WillKurtSurvive 😜
#PandaSass