I need help deciphering wife logic tonight.
Wife: they didn't have the provolone cheese you asked for.
Me: ok
Wife: so I got you two blocks of this cheddar.
Me: but I only asked for one of the provolone.
Wife: I know
Me: sooo..... Two?
Wife: yes.
@Kurtroedeger One for you, one for her.
@Kurtroedeger okay, but cheese.
@Beanc @Kurtroedeger Wimmens like cheese toooooo!
@Kurtroedeger she means MAKE SOMETHING SUPER CHEESY. EXTRA CHEESE ONLY. maybe
@Kurtroedeger You don’t want to know what kind of mathing logic went into this purchase today. 🤷🏻♀️😂🧶 #yarnporn #noragrets #notevenoneletter
@Kurtroedeger I will also acknowledge this is probably a good chunk “retail therapy” but since I knit and crochet a ridiculous amount of yarn it’s not without justification. Last I checked I’m almost at 25 miles knit. 😳
Marathon knitter. Put one of those marathon stickers on your car. You earned it.
@Kurtroedeger hahaha I should!
@Kurtroedeger I hate to tell you but there is no cipher key for wife logic.
The bad news is, they are fully aware of this fact.
They are also aware that it drives us freaking nuts. 😆
@Kurtroedeger
#sheknows
about sums it up...
Or, you could consider, never look a gift shoop in the mouth?? ;)