Wife:. ::slams door, stomps in room::
I. AM. DONE!!!!
ME: ???? π³
wife: those shoop of yours!!!
Me: ::trying not to laugh::. What??
Wife: the one snuck up on me when I was walking the dog. AND BIT MY BUTT!
ME:. ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine
She only got nibbled. She'll be okay.π