Instead of calling it the John, I call my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
@GaryPoole
My Grandaddy used to call it "going to see a man about a horse" but these days, that would just sound bizarre! 😂 Oh, or "going to spend a penny". That's a good one too. Neither of which are fitness-oriented, but fun to say.
Plus, the older I get, the more often I go to the Jim. 😎