#OffTopicSunday - In 2009, a man sued Pepsi alleging that he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew. However, Pepsi attorneys proved that Mountain Dew will dissolve a mouse in 30 days, and showed that his can was purchased 74 days after being manufactured.
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@th3j35t3r But, yeah, it's fine with our insides. No decomposing to see here! ๐
@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r But they don't check for delayed gastric emptying before selling it to you either!
@Florence @th3j35t3r Do you mean constipation?
@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Not necessarily. I mean, it could be, or it could be gastric neoplasms, it maybe you've just got a lazy tummy!
@Florence @th3j35t3r just have an irritable bowel :p
@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Or that! My advice? Stay away from Mountain Dew, because its ghastly!
@Florence @th3j35t3r Excellent advice! I shall adhere to it! XD2
@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r ๐ My life is now complete!
@th3j35t3r @Florence Which, again, if you're been constipated for 30 days, you have bigger issues lol
@Notokay @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r The real question is, if you buy 100 drinks and keep them for 31 days, and then throw a party.... how many of your guests will drink decomposed mice?
@Florence @th3j35t3r @Notokay More important question: is decomposed mouse a key ingredient in the recipe?
@Nimthiriel @Florence @th3j35t3r @Notokay Only in the current recipe. They used dissolved mice to replace Tang when they got rid of the original recipe
@GlennS @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r @Notokay Have you ever participated in a thread and then wished you hadn't?! ๐น
@Florence @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Wait, that's a word problem. What time will the train arrive should be the question, no?!
@Notokay @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Or, another question... Do they serve pizza?
@Florence @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Pizza with optional mouse topping?
@Notokay @th3j35t3r @Florence I mean, it's protein?
@Nimthiriel @Notokay @th3j35t3r It's a pee- filled hamburger!
@Florence @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Snort. Good thing my tea is still steeping, or it would be on my screen at this point!
@Notokay @th3j35t3r @Florence Also, how much Mountain dew do you need to dissolve one whole mouse?
@Nimthiriel @Notokay @th3j35t3r STOP! For pity's sake! (3000 liters is the answer, or 27 megawatts!)
@Florence @Notokay @th3j35t3r 3000 LITRES FOR ONE MOUSE??? Thatโs at least three times more than one can!!!
@Nimthiriel @Notokay @th3j35t3r Oi! Don't blame the messenger! ๐น
@Florence @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r I think we have successfully beat a dead mouse. ๐
@Notokay @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r No, wait, a whisker just moved!
@Florence @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r It's not dead yet!
@Notokay @Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Oh, the joy! ๐
@Notokay @Florence @th3j35t3r MOAR MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!
@Nimthiriel @Notokay @th3j35t3r I saw a mouse, where! There on the stair, where on the stair? Right there. A little mouse with clogs on, there on the stair, where on the stair? RIGHT THERE! ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
@Florence @Notokay @th3j35t3r Better on the stair than in your drink ๐
@Nimthiriel @Florence @th3j35t3r As long as you had clogs on too. Stepping on mouse guts barefoot is such a wonderful treat. Even better than stepping in cat vomit.๐ถ
@Notokay @Florence @th3j35t3r At least you know Mountain Dew will clean it up? ๐คฎ. Luckily mine are indoor cats and this building hasnโt had a mouse problem yet, so cat vomit is the worst we get!
@Florence @th3j35t3r Well, presumably it doesn't sit in your insides for 30 days...