#OffTopicSunday - In 2009, a man sued Pepsi alleging that he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew. However, Pepsi attorneys proved that Mountain Dew will dissolve a mouse in 30 days, and showed that his can was purchased 74 days after being manufactured.
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@th3j35t3r But, yeah, it's fine with our insides. No decomposing to see here! 🙀
@Florence @th3j35t3r Well, presumably it doesn't sit in your insides for 30 days...
@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r But they don't check for delayed gastric emptying before selling it to you either!
@Florence @th3j35t3r Do you mean constipation?
@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Not necessarily. I mean, it could be, or it could be gastric neoplasms, it maybe you've just got a lazy tummy!
@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r Or that! My advice? Stay away from Mountain Dew, because its ghastly!
@Florence @th3j35t3r Excellent advice! I shall adhere to it! XD2
@Nimthiriel @th3j35t3r 😆 My life is now complete!
@Florence @th3j35t3r just have an irritable bowel :p