Between the eclipse, the earthquake and the war in Gaza, things are gonna be lit in the evangelical churches during this Sunday's sermons.
@EileenKCarpenter Preacher be there with that Holy Fire Water. Church ladies doing back flips down the aisle.
@EileenKCarpenter Pulpit pukers giving the performance of their “careers”.
@EileenKCarpenter idiots gonna Id. 🤷♀️