YES, I HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED TO TWITTER WATCH. WORKING ON THE WEEKEND. THANKS FOR NOTHING, ELON.

::::ADDS HERSHEL WALKER'S POLITICAL CAREER TO NIGHT ROUNDS::::

VERY FOND OF THE HERE

CANNOT RECALL THE LAST TIME I SAW SO MANY DEAD BIRDS. HEH

BRAD PITT IS NATURALLY JUST LIKE ME. A VERY GOOD LIKENESS IF I DO SAY.

#MovieNight #MovieNights

YOU CAN IMAGINE WHICH SCENE I LIKE BEST. HUBBA HUBBA

#MovieNight #MovieNights 😍

FUCKING HELL THIS WEEK, THOUGH

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU ALL, BUT I'M KNACKERED

SPEAKING OF MURDER . . . I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

BUT UNLIKE TAXES, I ONLY COME AROUND ONCE

"Death's hollow, peculiar voice is represented in the books by unquoted Small caps; since he is a skeleton, he has no vocal cords to speak with, and therefore his words enter a person's head with no involvement from the ears. His "voice" is often described using a morbid metaphor, such as two slabs of granite being rubbed together, or the slamming of coffin lids"

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, PEOPLE. JEEZ.

SPEAKING OF CABS . . . IF YOU DRUNKS COULD REMEMBER TO CALL ONE I COULD FINISH WATCHING E.T.

BETTY HAD TO GO IN 2021. YOU DIDN'T WANT THAT KICKING OFF YOUR 2022.

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. I JUST DRIVE THE CAB.

MY CAT KEEPS EATING GRASS. IS THIS NORMAL OR IS HE PERHAPS ILL?

PANDEMICS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD BUSY WORK. TRAVEL THE WORLD, THEY SAID. MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER. SURE. THE WORLD. ALL OVER. I JUST LONG TERM LEASED A CONDO IN MIAMI, IF THAT TELLS YOU ANYTHING ABOUT WHERE THE ACTION IS.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

#CoSoMusic #DeathJam

https://youtu.be/7rg4u3byLcs

I COULD REALLY USE A VACATION, SO IF YOU COULD ALL MASK UP THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

😍 https://imgur.com/X0UTupZ

I AM WATCHING IT NOW. SECONDS AFTER I ASKED FOR IT. TOTAL MAGICK

JESTER IS AMAZING

#OnDemandRequest