So on behalf of all of us, I'd like to apologize to @th3j35t3r for our behavior and point out that this is the exact reason we can't have nice things.
Guilty as charged
@Curiousfoolish @th3j35t3r out. loud. real. laughter.
@Coffee_and_Salt @th3j35t3r I've never actually spoken with Alfred. We haven't been properly introduced, and he seems like one who has had strict social programming.
@weirdfizz I think he may have some formalities, and honestly I respect that. Adds to the mystery.
@th3j35t3r