Vacuuming the house when my phone rings.

Boss: "Can you work traffic the afternoon?"
Me: "Sure. What's wrong with Dan?"
Boss: "He lost his voice."
Me: "Does he need any help finding it?"
Boss:
Me:
Boss: "You are so weird."

Hey, they hired me. They should be used to me now.

Also, this means I get out of housework for the day.

I also had 15 minutes notice before the first traffic report was due. Luckily I have a home studio.

The traffic reporter hard at work. 😎