**🟦 Brazenly Liberal** @[email protected] · 2024-06-18T19:49:17Z

🟦 Brazenly Liberal @[email protected]

Subject line on email received today from my homeowners insurance company:

"______, recover faster from the recent wildfire"

Then
"Reach out any time, ______. We're here for you!"

The nearest wildfire is 1500 miles away. 🙄

**EntAspirant** @[email protected] · Jun 18, 2024, 20:28

**EntAspirant** @[email protected] · Jun 18, 2024, 20:28

EntAspirant @[email protected]

if it were next door, this message would not be sent🙄

**🟦 Brazenly Liberal** @[email protected] · Jun 18, 2024, 21:24

**🟦 Brazenly Liberal** @[email protected] · Jun 18, 2024, 21:24

🟦 Brazenly Liberal @[email protected]

Oh hell no! Nothing more performative than an insurance company in no danger of paying