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It is like the world is raining sunshine down on my soul. @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit
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This morning, big and very strong Trump was begging for someone / anyone to save him from the trial. MAGA
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1782402351267016916
The Drugs Don’t Work - The Verve, 1997
@CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed @CinnamonGirlE @CanisPundit
The Trump defense is going with that Trump just sat back and watched Michael Cohen go to prison for a non-crime.
Sounds like he needs longer naps.
@Bix @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit news junkie and former paralegal here excited several media outlets are live reporting details from the courtroom!!!!! I will struggle to balance work w this case. Sorry not sorry I am giddy!!!!!
DAAAmmmmm.....buurrnnn....from Biden HQ...
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@Bix Your honor, it never happened. And what happened wasn't a crime. And it was Cohen who did the crime for me. And he did it on his own, not for me.
@Bix @CanisPundit @CinnamonGirlE
He's sleeping bc the prosecution isn't feeding his ego, they're pointing out the ugliness in him, the criminal in him, so he's uninterested and doesn't care. But he'll be wide awake when his lawyers start their opening arguments bc they'll feed his ego.
The jury is watching and it's not a good look.
@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
The solution to this would be a jail cell.
@CinnamonGirlE @Bix @CanisPundit
Yeah, he could lay down with a cheap pillow and itchy blanket. 😂
@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
I will gladly contribute to this if needed 😂
@CinnamonGirlE @Bix @CanisPundit
🤣 I already called dibs on locking him in his cell.
@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
That's fine, I just want to watch, lol.
@CinnamonGirlE @Bix @CanisPundit
Per MSNBC, The Nodfather is wide awake now, trying to get messages to his lawyer, telling him things he should say in his opening. 😂
@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
"Nodfather" 😂🤣
@CinnamonGirlE @Bix @CanisPundit
The defense is calling him "president trump". This needs to stop IMMEDIATELY. He is not president, Joe Biden is.
@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
Yes, they have continued to call him that for years now. Particularly inappropriate today.
@CinnamonGirlE @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit
We really need an audio feed from the courtroom.
@Bix @CinnamonGirlE @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky
Breaking: In a surprise move, at their client's request, all Trump attorneys have filed motions for their client to be tried in Absentia. None had the courage to tell Trump that Absentia is not a country, and that it is not a country without a US extradition treaty.
@Bix @JoyfullyDazed @CinnamonGirlE Trump’s new song “I Want a New Drug”.
@CanisPundit @Bix @CinnamonGirlE
Oh, Junior...
@Bix stochastic much?
@JoyfullyDazed @Bix great observation! Trump’s Roy Cohn is Rudy Giuliani … from 40 years ago.
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Pecker better have bodyguards. Trump said in 2018, according to Michael Cohen, that he hopes that he "gets run over by a bus."
His name is almost satirical
You made me snort my ☕️
@Bix Trump would co-opt the pro-Palestinian movement if he could.
@CanisPundit
Sometimes, life is unfair to the MAGA leader.
The long post #trump sent out this morning calling all magas to protest on courthouse steps sounds written by someone else. It’s too coherent. Sounds like his PR MAGA Wranglers trying to stage a nationwide protest.
@QueenOfEverything @Bix the real story is Trump trying to lay the groundwork that not all of his social media posts were written by him. Posts are going out while he is without access to post.
Interesting… it’s been this way for awhile. Ironically, whenever a “Trump post “ is not written in ALL CAPS and/or not all incoherent ranting- it’s obvious someone else is posting.
@Bix He's gotten to where he sounds like an AI chatbot, trained only on books discarded by libraries.
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