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The Drugs Don’t Work - The Verve, 1997
@CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed @CinnamonGirlE @CanisPundit

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Jury selection was TOO DAMN SHORT.

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The Trump defense is going with that Trump just sat back and watched Michael Cohen go to prison for a non-crime.

@Bix

DAAAmmmmm.....buurrnnn....from Biden HQ...

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@CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed @CinnamonGirlE

@Bix

Again, #IOKIYAR —

@Bix Your honor, it never happened. And what happened wasn't a crime. And it was Cohen who did the crime for me. And he did it on his own, not for me.

@Bix @CanisPundit @CinnamonGirlE

He's sleeping bc the prosecution isn't feeding his ego, they're pointing out the ugliness in him, the criminal in him, so he's uninterested and doesn't care. But he'll be wide awake when his lawyers start their opening arguments bc they'll feed his ego.

The jury is watching and it's not a good look.

@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
The solution to this would be a jail cell.

@CinnamonGirlE @Bix @CanisPundit

Yeah, he could lay down with a cheap pillow and itchy blanket. 😂

@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
I will gladly contribute to this if needed 😂

@CinnamonGirlE @Bix @CanisPundit

🤣 I already called dibs on locking him in his cell.

@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
That's fine, I just want to watch, lol.

@CinnamonGirlE @Bix @CanisPundit

Per MSNBC, The Nodfather is wide awake now, trying to get messages to his lawyer, telling him things he should say in his opening. 😂

@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
"Nodfather" 😂🤣

@CinnamonGirlE @Bix @CanisPundit

The defense is calling him "president trump". This needs to stop IMMEDIATELY. He is not president, Joe Biden is.

@JoyfullyDazed @Bix @CanisPundit
Yes, they have continued to call him that for years now. Particularly inappropriate today.

@CinnamonGirlE @JoyfullyDazed @CanisPundit
We really need an audio feed from the courtroom.

@Bix @CinnamonGirlE @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky

Breaking: In a surprise move, at their client's request, all Trump attorneys have filed motions for their client to be tried in Absentia. None had the courage to tell Trump that Absentia is not a country, and that it is not a country without a US extradition treaty.

@CanisPundit @Bix @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky
😂🤣

@CinnamonGirlE @CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky
Oh, yeah:

@Bix @CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky
And here we go

@CinnamonGirlE @CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky
And now we are done for the day.

@CinnamonGirlE @CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky

The trial ended early for Passover, I am sick of God's bullshit.

@CinnamonGirlE @CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky
Trump is the shitty student in the classroom.

@Bix @CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky
And always has been.

@Bix @CinnamonGirlE @JoyfullyDazed @InUnfunky

😇

@Bix @CinnamonGirlE @CanisPundit @JoyfullyDazed

I know we’ve all seen it, but what the hell. One mo’ ‘gin cuz relevant.

And cuz I had to scroll back for it, with the NYT feed fighting me all the way. 🙄😏

@Bix @JoyfullyDazed @CinnamonGirlE Trump’s new song “I Want a New Drug”.

@CanisPundit @Bix @CinnamonGirlE

Oh, Junior...

@Bix stochastic much?

@Bix

Where's my Roy Cohn?

@JoyfullyDazed @Bix great observation! Trump’s Roy Cohn is Rudy Giuliani … from 40 years ago.