Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. ~ John Wooden

Not near a TV. Has Trump fallen asleep in court yet today?

What's the over/under on Trump backing out of the debates?

I can explain it to you; I can't comprehend it for you. ~ Ed Koch

This Windows reinstall has been at 24% for over half an hour. Probably just an extended lunch break.

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Resetting a Windows PC to factory settings. An hour ago, it was at 56%. Now it's at 24%. That seems right.

What's the over/under on King Con falling asleep in court again?

Bella in a bag

Write drunk; edit sober. ~ Ernest Hemingway

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Well, everybody else is posting their aurora pictures, so here's mine.

So, apparently, the lesson we should learn from RFK Jr. is that losing part of your brain turns you into a Republican?

It's kinda sad when the sense of accomplishment you feel unclogging the toilet isn't as great as the sense of accomplishment you felt clogging it. TMI?

How the hell did the worm find his brain?

I absolutely agree that Congress should pay to arm every teacher in America. Then the teachers can sell the guns in a buy-back program, and finally afford school supplies. Thanks, Republicans!

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~ C. S. Lewis

Education is not the learning of facts but the training of the mind to think. ~ Albert Einstein

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The man who dies rich dies disgraced. ~ Andrew Carnegie