If the old convicted felon is "exhaused" from what little campaigning he's been doing, can he really perform in the high-stress 24/7 job of President of the United States? Maybe it's time for him to retire.

Spend a little time today celebrating National LED Light Day. It doesn't take much power.

Dear Amazon:

Thank you for the picks you curated especially for me. Not a single one of them is something I would use, although secretly I suspect I'd look stunning in the slinky black dress.

Do better.

Who the hell made today ​National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day? It was my daughter, wasn't it? It was, wasn't it?

"That's a damning non-answer." Yay, Tim!

Watching Vance dodge yet another question like Neo in Bullet Time.

Welp, there's yet again yet another again question... I give up.

"Senator, you have not yet explained..."

Vance: We have a lot of federal land (out in the middle of nowhere) where we could build homes.

Vance: Immigrants are scaaaaaaary! Vote for meeeeeee!

JD Vance: "The way you make schools safer is to make them more like a war zone."

Okay, Vance. Good answer! Until you got to the tariffs... Learn when to shut up.

Welp, there's yet again another question Vance didn't actually answer.

Vance doesn't understand that the VP does not have to power to enact policy. That's a pretty fundamental thing to not understand.

Oooh! JD doesn't like being fact-checked! Well, duh! Well, J-Duh!

Welp, there's yet another question Vance didn't actually answer.

Welp, there's another question Vance didn't actually answer.

So, JD... "we should do the things the Democrats are already doing" isn't the flex you think it is.

Vance just doesn't have that same allure without the guyliner.

Senator Vance, you famously said "If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention... then that’s what I’m going to do." So why should we believe anything you say tonight?