Wife: why is the peanut butter and everything bagel seasoning out.
Me: I made toast.
Wife: ........ I swear, if you say you combined them, I'm gonna make you take a home pregnancy test.
Me: ::silence::
Wife: well?!?!!??
Me: I don't wanna pee on a stick.
@Kurtroedeger is that a good combo? And yes, go pee on a stick...
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