War on Christmas? What about the war on Halloween?
My neighborhood is dead. Everyone is at the Baptist church. Happy fucking Halloween.
Consoling my 5-year-old by feeding Flamin’ Hot Cheetos directly into his face-hole. 😂
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And now, A Nightmare Before Christmas. He's going to be alright.
(Actually, I've been way more distraught this whole time that he is... He doesn't really know what he's missing...)