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Made the mistake of asking the barista at Fauxbucks how her day was going. Ten minutes later I had a good deal of her life story. This is why I don’t do small talk well.

On my own for four days. Many a culinary sin will be committed. There will be rice.

Me: I just ate dinner and I’m full.

Also me: damn that meatball sub in that ad looks tasty.

@Fiddies2 @whyaduck <coughs gently> sprays cheeses sounds very much like praise Jesus, which is why I suggested only 1 cheese.

Thinking about replacing the music on the video of Mariah’s Mitchmas song with Kate Bush’s Experiment IV.

🎢They told us, all they wanted, was a sound that could kill someone, from a distance. So we go ahead, and the meters are over in the redβ€¦πŸŽΆ

312 Mb for my EBS archive. Lots of inappropriateness. I love it.

I’m tired of always saying the right thing instead of sometimes saying the true thing.

Just remembered how good the Sam Raimi movie Darkman was. Need to watch it again so that I can be disappointed in my taste.

So far I like the general civility here. Makes me want to eat my r’amen with a pinky extended or some stuff.

Morning y’all. Still birbing it but I’m glad that the is here.

Pete πŸš«πŸ‘–πŸ¦†

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