At this point, he's like an old Catskill comedian who's been using the same material for years and year and years... Get a new act, Donnie. This one has become tedious.
@BenA 34 felons walk into a bar, and the bartender says, hello Mr Trump. Just one?
And, I'm afraid you'll have to pay in advance as you still haven't made good your last couple of tabs.
34 felons walk into a bar and the bartender, a big burly guy straight out of central casting, came up with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir! We have no Diet Coke! People are saying that since you had the election stolen from you, we are no longer allowed to have any carbonated beverages. And the Democrats are giving all our carbonated beverages to drug smuggling transexual illegal aliens!"