34 felons walk into a bar and the bartender, a big burly guy straight out of central casting, came up with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir! We have no Diet Coke! People are saying that since you had the election stolen from you, we are no longer allowed to have any carbonated beverages. And the Democrats are giving all our carbonated beverages to drug smuggling transexual illegal aliens!"
@grayman @BenA Superb!😄
Then the Haitian waiter asked, would you like some roast dog?