When you are pretty sure everyone else's life is great because of their social media presence, keep in mind that Julia Child didn't cook like Julia Child appeared to cook.

We have such nibbles to show you.

Raise your lighter

#politics
Thank you, Ohio! We are enshrining a woman's reproductive rights in our constitution and legalizing cannabis in the same night. I am amazed!

Readers Can Now Access Books Banned in Their Area for Free With New App | Smart News| Smithsonian Magazine

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/banned-book-club-app-180982592/

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#humor #cosohumor #dadjokes

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Another #GhibliFanArt from #Mochikako

cc @corlin for #Catbus reasons. 😊

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I adore Dorothy Parker.

He wants to claim the gag order he caught is "unconstitutional"?

Good luck.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-files-notice-appeal-judge-issues-partial-gag-order-rcna120924

I was 15 on 9/11. That night the news suggested Canadians all go outside with a candle to connect with neighbours, & to affirm our common humanity after so horrific a day.

I did, but no one else on my street went out, & my family wasn't really the "bond in hard times" sort.

So I sat alone on the front step with my candle, and I thought about all the other people who also couldn't see anyone out on their blocks.

I hoped they wouldn't lose hope in our common humanity.

I hoped I wouldn't, too.

This guy also said #Hamas would release all hostages within the hour if Israel stopped bombing Gaza… obviously that did not happen. Things appear to have unraveled further.

“Hamas says it will release all civilian hostages in an hour if Israel stops bombing Gaza - NBC News“

Thanks to Rick Wilson on Dumpster fire known as X I cannot unsee and now neither can you.

If anyone wants to send me dolls (not valuable, obvs), I will legit do the work to make this happen. I already have the body in the bag. It's just awaiting a doll army. I only have 2. 😔

Also: Better than putting them in a landfill, yes?

#Halloween #HalloweenProps #CreepyArt #YardHaunt #Haunter #diy #maker #SpookySeason

#BirdsOfCoSo #beer #humor
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