You can only apply for an (80-hours-a-week-at-zero-pay) "job" with Department of Government Efficiency by DMing your resume to its Formerly-Known-As ID.

Which you can only do if you're paying Elmo eight bucks a month for a blue checkmark and agree to let Grok "learn" off your timeline and DMs, and agree to submit any disputes to a Tesla-stock-owning judge in Bumfuck, Texas.

Also, you get fined for looking at too many postings.

Oof.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-trump-doge-government-job-how-to-apply/

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Stewart Lee said this about Brexit, but it certainly fits the USA today

"Voting that way is like protesting your hotel room by shitting in the bed, and then realising you’ve now got to sleep in a shitted bed".

Jim Hightower, breaking it down so even Democrats will understand

Few of these hard-hit men and women actually believe in, agree with, trust or like Trump -- nor are they stuck on supporting him. But they will be, unless and until some progressive party decides to side with grassroots people in an unabashed fight for economic fairness and social justice. To help push in that direction, go to WorkingFamilies.org.

https://www.arcamax.com/politics/fromtheleft/jimhightower/s-3483851

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#cosohumour

I dunno if this will help anyone here but

Morning after Pills. Levonorgestrel may not work for women over 175 lbs. For that you need Ella but that requires a script. You can have a video visit and get a script on the Amazon health link...

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=ella+morning+after+pill&crid=2A86TV4LKCSSF&sprefix=%28Ella%29+morning+after+%2Caps%2C148&ref=nb_sb_ss_ts-doa-p_1_19

https://health.amazon.com/onemedical/dp/B0BQ4TQ14D

Nominee for the "Department of Whispers"

#Haka

Bringing culture back to a nest of vultures

#politics

Christmas rules update.

Republican lawmaker gloats after Texas university kills LGBTQ+ studies program

#CoSoNews #News #LGBTQ #LGBTQNews
https://www.advocate.com/politics/republican-gloats-lgbtq-studies-texas-ended

Biden administration finds Nex Benedict’s school district allowed sexual harassment to go unchecked

#CoSoNews #News #LGBTQ #LGBTQNews #Transgender
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/11/biden-administration-finds-nex-benedicts-school-district-allowed-sexual-harassment-to-go-unchecked/

I’m just curious. What is the most depressing book you’ve ever read? For me, it was A Fine Balance. When I thought things couldn’t get worse, they did. Not sorry I read it though. I still think about it from time to time.

This may not be a good time to ask this question but I’d appreciate any responses. Thanks. 🙂

It was an Oprah Book Club pick in 2001 I think. That’s what prompted me to read it.

#books

#TheOnion

https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/