You can only apply for an (80-hours-a-week-at-zero-pay) "job" with Department of Government Efficiency by DMing your resume to its Formerly-Known-As ID.

Which you can only do if you're paying Elmo eight bucks a month for a blue checkmark and agree to let Grok "learn" off your timeline and DMs, and agree to submit any disputes to a Tesla-stock-owning judge in Bumfuck, Texas.

Also, you get fined for looking at too many postings.

Oof.

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Only super-geniuses need apply. Because the really smart people have nothing better to do.

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most of the pay will be in the form of stock options that when exercised give one shares in United States. /s

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I have to say, I feel that people need to work a little harder to grasp the distinction between "raving" and "sarcasm".

I know Trump doesn't get it, but that's not really an excuse.

When Elmo says he's not paying you, he doesn't pay you. Often when he says he WILL pay you, he doesn't pay you ANYWAY.

Same as Trump.

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