Sees tornadoes inside of hurricanes, logs back off of all news of reality.

Turns out I won't have the money to get the art scanned until I figure something out, and I already have the 6 pieces I committed myself to, and I STILL can't stop working on these like I'll get fired if I miss a deadline.

A bathroom trip just isn't a bathroom trip until a Pomeranian gets stuck in your pants leg, and when you dig him out, he runs off with your underwear on his tail and one hind leg.

Hold up, the sim in that ad for the next expansion is holding a tarot card!

I want to start a prank war with the local kids, I'm gonna hand out sugar free dental safe lollipops.

Now that I've finished the 6 11x17 pieces I've been working on nonstop, I'm supposed to come out of the studio and work on my writing projects and chores. But I want to see this....

My fav part of eating in front of the pets is when it's a vegetable, and they look so confused.

Okay, so if you have one of those panini things where you can fry one up on a stovetop, like the lock closed kind from when they were all pop culture and shit, and you used said device to fry up some peanut butter and jelly panini, would it still be acceptable to use mayonnaise as a healthier substitute for butter on the outside of the bread?