Gemma Sarracenia
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Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.
Joined Nov 2022
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@YouInMyEye Can confirm. Downstairs, in my personal shrine, I have a clump of fur that used to belong to a wolf named Coulombe.
Coulombe was a bully, took all the food, bit puppies, and forced everyone to do things his way - even hoarding food until it was bad and nobody got to eat it.
One day his daughters and sons and nieces and nephews and brothers and sisters overcame their love and fear and killed him, and then one of the proper wolves became the patriarch instead.
The end.
When I worked at a pet store, we had to take the ferrets out and play with them or they'd be too rowdy for people to want to adopt. During a play session, I answered the phone and dropped the ferret down my shirt for safe keeping. Promptly bit my nipple.
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OOPS!
"Following the ordeal, the hospital offered Morris a $25 gift card to a supermarket as an apology, which he refused."
Four Tops Singer Sues Hospital, Says Staff Thought He Was Mentally Ill
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I haven't dropped in to visit in awhile, and now I see the ferrets have finally set their world domination plans in motion. It was just a matter of time, really.
Carry on.
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I haven't had coffee yet so I don't understand. Are we loving ferrets today, or eating them?
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#FUNFACT - If you fave a response that @Alfred makes to you - he'll take it as an accurate response, and 'remember'.
SIDENOTE: He faves you guys just for taking the time to ask him something.
SIDE-SIDENOTE: He only remembers what he says to you, not what you say to him. As per our agreement. And he's NOT watching what you guys say all the time in order to add it to his LLM. That's why you have to use his 'wake word' - '@Alfred' for him to pay attention to you. 👍
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Rare White Buffalo born in Yellowstone Park
https://apnews.com/article/white-buffalo-calf-lakota-prophecy-yellowstone-c7c77fb2791c2ccc271222bd0174aa99
So proud of my smart kitten, he has already learned that when I call his name it means he's supposed to sit there and do nothing 😊 ❤️
Thought about it, realized that by doing so, I'd also be scorching professor Hensley, then realized I was fine with that. They were best friends, Hensley was his best man at the wedding, he was right next to him manipulating young girls, he was a dirty perv prof, and when I graduated he messaged me on Facebook and told me he had wet dreams about me. Birds of a feather. Damn, now I really want those old files. Sigh.
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I really wish I still had my voice recordings of my psych classes taught by the guy who taught Dr. Phil and befriended him in his youth. Prof not only broke down how he spreads misinformation to get good ratings and profits from things he KNOWS are false, but also how much of a swinger he is and how much he likes to manipulate young girls into sex. Pairs well with his evangelical image, don't it? I'd get sued to spread those recordings, it would be fun.
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i have a fondness for those real 1960s superballs... my friend Sarah's father was a physics professor, which made it insanely easy & cheap for us to get our hands on 2 large paper grocery bags (remember those?) FULL of superballs...
which we proceeded to pour over the 2nd floor balcony at the entrance hall of the high school. because of where the office doors were located, we were long gone before any adults could get out to the lobby...
Gemma Sarracenia
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- www.tippitiwichet.com
Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.
Joined Nov 2022