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You would think that microwaves emitted in your microwave would zap, kill bacteria and viruses. Nope. Would you believe that your microwave has its own microbiome similar to your toilet and kitchen appliances? Yup. nature.com/articles/d41586-024

Your Thursday reminder to dangle your toes in the water.
West Sumatra. Two White's Tree Frogs (AKA Dumpy Tree Frogs) Photographer: Yan Hidayat

I truly am a solver of problems.

"I fell off my bike"

So don't ride a bike.

"My garden is overgrown"

So asphalt it.

"My boyfriend hit me"

So wait until he is asleep and go medieval on his ass with a 2x4

"I got fired"

So go back tomorrow naked and claim your back pay

"I bought a Tesla"

You're fucked.

This kid just said she's waiting for her family to come home so she can play in her house. Again. The blatant "use the neighbors for free babysitting" really ticks me off, but I know once she was sent here because DHS was there. Never a text, any form of request, or thank you for free child care. But I suspect the kid needs us. The mother oozes despiration, and all the kids, even my own, say we're so much nicer than them. Fuck. And she's adorable. Bastards.

@WDEFAustenOnek @Bix @InUnfunky

I saw Michael Mann say it’s “game over” for climate if tfg is elected. That’s how important it is for the electorate not to be asleep at the voting box this November.

Before I got the kitten, I admired artists who could churn out a decent sketch a day, and those who didn't rely on an eraser so much. Now I'm all confident and shit. Cats are magic.

Showing you before I attempt to ink fur textures and like, totally mess it up. I'm watching this adult dude in a video game with little kids and they are trash talking him and it's awesome. "You can't even cook pizza" "I'm better than you! I can do PEMDAS!" "I don't feel like cussing right now" "Don't kill me! I'll be your best friend." Lol, these kids.

Poor birdie birds, watching me peel hardboiled eggs in a dark room, by an ominous lantern.

Okay, it's a photography light. But I'm totally going shopping for an ominous lantern, now.

I’ve started hugging people again after years of not hugging.

Also found myself singing in the shower.

What madness has overtaken me?

Did you hear about the guy whose nine-headed pet was stolen?
He was really de-hydrated!😂

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Gemma Sarracenia

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.