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If I may anthropomorphize for a minute, you know how you run a fever when your body is trying to fight off a viral infection?

Now consider global warming

Last Christmas I bought a Russian advent calendar.
Every time I opened one of the windows an oligarch fell out

On one hand, I'm disappointed that the temp agency hasn't gotten the details back on the job I was supposed to start today, on the other hand, I still haven't heard from them so I probably have election day off.

Just last week I planted all those 4 leaf clover rhizome cuttings, and now I have a new job, the dream job position opened up, and I got my legal weed card. Coincidence? I think so.

Omgs, I just applied to a homeless shelter I volunteered at in the summer of '08, I want sooooooooo much to work in the professional bleeding heart liberal field, it's what I got my degree for, omgs omgs omgs crossing all fingers and toes. The position is to provide support for recently housed patrons, I've had personal experience as that exact person three times in my life, that's got to count for something, right? Lol, this is the only field where experience falling on your ass is a bonus.

There is a serious lack of cute women's steel toed work boots. There were cute hiking boots, would it be so much to put a steel toe in that design? Ugh.

I still haven't gotten my ballot in the mail. I really, really don't want to stand in line to vote, what with the chronic pain and all, but if I don't get my ballot in the mail I will consider it a personal act of war and totally stand in line. I really, really hope it comes before I have to do that.

You'll never hear it coming when you wander a mime-field.

In case anyone requires this

Aid Access

Medical abortion provider

aidaccess.org/en/

Monday I go to work for the first time since 2006.

Oh he has!
Even the most "devilish" are angels in their hearts!

U2
If God Will Send His Angels

youtu.be/69crfM00irk

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Gemma Sarracenia

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