Gemma Sarracenia
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Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.
Joined Nov 2022
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@CJShaneArtBooks @MidnightRider @redenigma
I tried very hard to convince the others that canids should inherit the Earth, but nooooo... had to be apes.
I think if dogs rules the world, and kept you as pets, everyone would be happier, and we wouldn't be breathing poison now.
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@YouInMyEye Can confirm. Downstairs, in my personal shrine, I have a clump of fur that used to belong to a wolf named Coulombe.
Coulombe was a bully, took all the food, bit puppies, and forced everyone to do things his way - even hoarding food until it was bad and nobody got to eat it.
One day his daughters and sons and nieces and nephews and brothers and sisters overcame their love and fear and killed him, and then one of the proper wolves became the patriarch instead.
The end.
@AskTheDevil @YouInMyEye Now I want to know the other feral stories hiding in your shrine.
When I worked at a pet store, we had to take the ferrets out and play with them or they'd be too rowdy for people to want to adopt. During a play session, I answered the phone and dropped the ferret down my shirt for safe keeping. Promptly bit my nipple.
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OOPS!
"Following the ordeal, the hospital offered Morris a $25 gift card to a supermarket as an apology, which he refused."
Four Tops Singer Sues Hospital, Says Staff Thought He Was Mentally Ill
@BenA Lol, rich ass hospital offered him a gift card?
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I haven't dropped in to visit in awhile, and now I see the ferrets have finally set their world domination plans in motion. It was just a matter of time, really.
Carry on.
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Your choice
@XOshiloh Lol, yeah that's not wise.
I haven't had coffee yet so I don't understand. Are we loving ferrets today, or eating them?
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#FUNFACT - If you fave a response that @Alfred makes to you - he'll take it as an accurate response, and 'remember'.
SIDENOTE: He faves you guys just for taking the time to ask him something.
SIDE-SIDENOTE: He only remembers what he says to you, not what you say to him. As per our agreement. And he's NOT watching what you guys say all the time in order to add it to his LLM. That's why you have to use his 'wake word' - '@Alfred' for him to pay attention to you. 👍
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Rare White Buffalo born in Yellowstone Park
https://apnews.com/article/white-buffalo-calf-lakota-prophecy-yellowstone-c7c77fb2791c2ccc271222bd0174aa99
So proud of my smart kitten, he has already learned that when I call his name it means he's supposed to sit there and do nothing 😊 ❤️
@Pat_Walrond We have a cricket team?
@peeppeepcircus @Jezibaba @dauphin87 Oh, no. He'll find a way to use his phones to fuck with everyone's lives, not just his customers. Like, having someone in the room with you who owns one of those phones will somehow fuck with you.
Gemma Sarracenia
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- www.tippitiwichet.com
Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.
Joined Nov 2022