In that terrible limbo during which someone has moved out, but not removed their crap so the space can be reclaimed.
@AskTheDevil If I did, and it upset you, send me their address I won't do anything bad to anyone, I promise.
@tippitiwichet That is very thoughtful and I am touched.
But really, they're already on _Satan's_ shit-list, so... ; )
@AskTheDevil Lol, it does seem like it would be silly to cross The Devil.
@tippitiwichet I kid. I don't do stuff like that. Even if I could, I prefer to move on rather than relitigate already-failed relationships by petty revenges.
Besides, when you're holding someone up, and they scratch your eyes to make you let go, you can just let go, and gravity does the rest.
@AskTheDevil That's sad. It would be more fun to let that happen and the rake thing as well.
Oh, wait. We're nice here. Fine. Have it your way.
@tippitiwichet Also, they had an ancient spirit able to advise them on all matters spiritual and temporal at their disposal, and they couldn't get past the lesson on manners. Sad, really.
@AskTheDevil That kind of sounds like me and Joe.
@tippitiwichet I made a promise not to hex anyone to death a while back. I never said anything about not hexing them to step on every rake.