I know y'all got a lot of like, news to focus on, but apparently according to Google my main draw publicly is gardening, so I guess it's my duty to tell you I harvest my indoor dandelion greens so much I had to plant more indoors and out. Turns out they aren't more bitter than drought resistant lettuces in full sun, when grown in the shade or indoors with lots of water. So, that's one of nature's highest veg sources of vit A and K, no more bitter than lettuce when tended, for free.
Also, historically ladies are allowed to booze it up on dandelion wine 'cause it's medicinal. 'Cause nutrition. So they can be tipsy. But still ladies. Fuckin magic.
@tippitiwichet This explains why ladies enjoy dandelion and burdock soda *to this day*.
@stueytheround You have no idea how often I've wished that were more popular here. I found it once. ONCE. It was good.
@tippitiwichet I bet you could grow some burdock with your dandelions and make your own!
@stueytheround It is totally on the list of things I think of growing every year, but I keep getting other stuff. One of these days it will be done, just a matter of things lining up.