The worst part of aging as a pagan who looks forward to becoming a crone is the hair. I love the spiderwebs of silver spreading across hair so dark it's almost black. This means I can't dye it blue to scare off Republicans.
@tippitiwichet Blue t-shirt, artfully-placed-slogans, and no bra? : )
@tippitiwichet It works when I do it! ; )