Wait. I don't want to make snarky mugs. I'm writing a book already on how I use the tarot as a secular tool in my creative process. I can do an honest and compassionate discussion of my journey with him, in a relevant way. Check out the reference to VIII Strength on the forehead. Traditional tarot imagery shows a woman gently helping a lion with a painful tooth, this symbol above her head.
Okay but if I want the money, got the marketing line for prints, which might be sold with invisible black light or glow in the dark details painted on each print so I can do the Thomas Kinkaod scam, but be "mistress of blacklight". Then, I can market it in tabloids as a magic painting that can "protect you from mansplaining".
Damn, now I actually want glow in the dark paint.