@th3j35t3r I met someone once whose 7 year old daughter slept on the pet monitor like a pillow. It also ate a German Shepherd.
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@peeppeepcircus @th3j35t3r The pet store I worked at had a shop cat that would catch the escaped mice and lizards. A monitor escaped, started chasing the cat, and I swear as that cat ran to safety I saw the look on her face and she seemed to be having every chased lizard flashing in her eyes with a look of massive remorse.