It's so refreshing in this age, that so far nobody has asked me the questions I've traditionally been asked.
No "when will I die" or "when will (insert person) die".
None of that "how do I gain power/wealth/sex/donkey-*@#$*/whatever".
No "How do I destroy my enemy, attain my desire, achieve victory, avoid my doom"?
It's usually more "How's your day?"
That's nice.
@AskTheDevil Ol Scratch, we are a different kind of social media… #CoSoRocks
@mikeharmanos @AskTheDevil Ol Scratch, ah the lovely crossroad connections there. I should have used that one, for more appropriate suck upedness.
@mikeharmanos @AskTheDevil Oh wow, the conversations would be so awesome.
@tippitiwichet @AskTheDevil but the drinks??? Yuck!
@mikeharmanos @AskTheDevil Look. The drinks in Hell should be sinful. There HAS GOT to be an alternative for people who just don't want to hang out with Miss Mother Theresa, the Colonist. No fucking way could I hang out in Heaven with her, so surely some corner of Hell must have good drinks for the sinful? There has GOT to be something for those who just aren't willing to take from others somewhere, right @AskTheDevil ?
@mikeharmanos @AskTheDevil Cue Grandma churning around in her grave like me making butter for fun while flipping off all the modern machines.
@tippitiwichet @AskTheDevil What say you, Satan? Is your office a pleasuredome of debauchery or a torture empire? Or a little of both?
@tippitiwichet @AskTheDevil I’m just trying to get a decent seat at the bar down in Hell… 😂😈