Sometimes I see a Coke commercial, and it looks all inclusive and perky, and I remember when I first heard about how they were draining aquifers in impoverished countries, then said "Nah, it was about to go dry anyway" and shipped off, leaving entire communities with no irrigation for their crops, and right when it started to pick up in the media BAM they support gay rights (I believe it was surrounding an Olympic thing) and all my friends shared them, and it was so fucking exhausting.