Pain opens your heart to doing some crazy things

When someone promises you the world, be careful they don’t just want you to take its weight.

I need a freaking miracle and soon

Men who lost their fathers at a young age… where the heck are you turning for advice

I don’t know how much longer I can carry on feeling as though I have no purpose

The things I don’t know how to say are killing me

If having excessive amounts of money does not immediately lead you to be becoming a philanthropist we should not be friends

I just had a woman twice my age breakdown in my arms because she can’t afford rent food or Internet, and her children have done nothing but leach off her for months. I feel so bad I wish there was something I could do. Unfortunately, I can’t afford much more myself. Sad to see the world turned this way. We’re supposed to be part of these great nations and yet look at our populous suffer

@AskTheDevil
I hear they sell a board that let you talk to Jesus now. Maybe try that one.

I’ve always loved talking to “the old people” - They’re Way more interesting

Talk to your grandparents. They’re probably pretty lonely. Also, I recently discovered mine are hilarious.

Why on earth does the Canadian government website Have operating hours?

Good morning coso

Oh it doesn’t feel like Christmas anymore
No carollers came knocking
There’s no wreath on the door
No stockings by the chimney
And the fire doesn’t roar
You left no milk or cookies
Cause Santa doesn’t visit anymore
There’s no sound of children laughing
No tiny lights that sparkle, or wrapping paper left out on the floor
There’s no calls from friends and family
And the colds not from outdoors
No it doesn’t feel like Christmas anymore

I’ve been making a lot of recordings lately of things the muses bring me and I noticed that if I leave them for a few days and come back, and I don’t hate the sound of my voice nearly as much as I would if I listened to them immediately. Can anyone explain this phenomenon

Good morning Coso

Saw someone attributing the new X branding to Christian traditions the other day and now I can’t unsee st Andrews’s cross

This is your reminder that the universe does not deliver in the way that you expect

Good morning folks; how’re we doing today