MOVIE PITCH: Okay, so Purple Rain... but for the new generation. Hear me out — Morris Day is played by Ed Sheeran, and Taylor Swift will play Prince. The whole movie culminates with a duet of Purple Rain. At one point, TaySwif will be practicing her cover of Automatic... But catch: The premise is that they're -filming- a remake of Purple Rain, and that's the movie, and I really, really, really had a shitty day and need sleep very badly.

Poor Roger's finally got that brain damage.

And the worms ate into his brain.

From a friend's page...

Pornography is corrupting our youth... And my hard drive!!!

I've started writing again, continuing my work on my second book (of 3), called Hibernation Death Nap. I love feeling that burn again...

Police Urge Calm In Light Of Unspeakable Evil They Committed
https://www.theonion.com/police-urge-calm-in-light-of-unspeakable-evil-they-comm-1850036255

WAFFLES!
https://youtu.be/aYmCj9ZSqZ8

Waffles.
https://youtu.be/ySkA91dT5Rg

Just finished the pilot episode of the new Night Court, and I'm already hoping it runs as long as the original. There's a bit of "finding its feet" to be had, but if you recall the first 2 seasons of the original... Yeah.

My review is simple... It's not "trying to be Night Court" or a hollow homage... It's Night Court.

Just finished the director's cut of Rocky IV and I honestly find it far superior to the original cut. Not voiding anyone's nostalgia of the original cut, especially as that's the ONLY Rocky movie I watched until a few years ago (had it taped off TV and watched it a ton as a kid)... But this cut fits SO much better in the series, and just hits different. Hits better, in my opinion.

Sometimes I just like to shout out "DAGONILLY!!!" like Harry Potter.

I'm pretty sure the house this couple is looking at on House Hunters is the house from the game House Party... How's it goin, dude?

The amount of times I've been shouting "Why are you a couple?!" at House Hunters probably says more about me than it does the people.

Although, the woman on this one episode is atrocious. "All this would have to go." "This floor is going to cost a lot to tear out." Literally everything in every house "HAS" to be removed and redone... And it's always something the husband specifically likes.

Heading out tomorrow for a work trip to Ohio for a week... Never been to Ohio. Wish me luck.

It's about frigging time...

John Fogerty Acquires Rights to His Creedence Clearwater Revival Songs - Variety
https://variety.com/2023/music/news/john-fogerty-acquires-rights-to-creedence-clearwater-revival-songs-1235487289/

On the plus side of my delivery conundrum, a bought a (pricey) deluxe edition of the latest Porcupine Tree album after it (finally) came back in stock, and Amazon sent me THREE of them.
Sending one to my friend, whose friend bought me tickets to see them live (I am the reason the whole lot of them know of the band), and I'll likely sell the other.
Amazon can take its trillions of dollars and suck it; I feel no shame.

For those following my cologne escapades... I got a refund, and after telling the seller it was delivered to Brooklyn, they said that it was returned by USPS, and that they WEREN'T SURE WHY IT WAS RETURNED!!! ... I responded that (again) it was likely due to it being sent to the wrong address/city/state.

This poor excuse for a "man" can just unalive himself... FFS...

Uvalde massacre: School police chief told investigators why he didn't try to stop gunman: 'There's probably going to be some deceased in there, but we don't need any more from out here' | CNN
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/10/us/uvalde-school-massacre-arredondo-interview/index.html

Apparently, my cologne got delivered to somewhere in Brooklyn... I live in Chicago.

"Don't go where I can't follow." "...but I can carry you." "You bow for no one."

Three quotes that make Return of The King one of the greatest of all time. If those lines don't just kill you, do you even feel???