MOVIE PITCH: Okay, so Purple Rain... but for the new generation. Hear me out — Morris Day is played by Ed Sheeran, and Taylor Swift will play Prince. The whole movie culminates with a duet of Purple Rain. At one point, TaySwif will be practicing her cover of Automatic... But catch: The premise is that they're -filming- a remake of Purple Rain, and that's the movie, and I really, really, really had a shitty day and need sleep very badly.