@amarand @catlynne333 "These people we're all assholes to are being mean to me." is how I read it.

He could've just... you know... found a new line of work?

A U T O Matic... #musicofcoso

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec9d-KAE6ac&feature=share

@Jene_Sais_Quoi Boy howdy, can I relate.

@Tomfoolerya Because mine is Steven Wright! I feel that's one of the only acceptable answers.

Games for people with OCD, #43:
Release a small piece of lint into the bathtub, and then try to catch it.

@BenA DMSR and Controversy are easily my favorite Prince songs.

@mcfate @Wanda Well yeah, but here, you likely won't find unapologetic racists telling Jewish folk, such as myself, that I should accept their view that I don't deserve to live as a mere "difference of opinion" ... So there's far fewer people worth saying that to here.

@Wanda Yep, I told a Nazi to fuck off, and got permanently banned for "bullying" ...

I remember walking into the break room at work before starting my shift at a call center on 9/11, seeing the news on the TV, giving a shrug and saying aloud "Well, who didn't see *that* coming." and then walking back out to my desk.

Call me jaded, but for anyone who actually paid attention to the geopolitical atmosphere at the time, it was only a surprise that it hadn't happened sooner.

Still a tragedy, but an expected one.

@StonedElf Before I got banned from the bird app, I would end every tweet like that to those folks with "Also, nobody will ever truly love you." I miss doing that!

HOT TAKE: Every appearance of Jack's dad on #Lost on the island was not ever the smoke monster. It was simply Jack's dad, post-death, body and all, acting as an agent of the Island.

Wall-E CRITERION release announced... Perhaps a Criterion of The Straight Story by David Lynch isn't so far fetched an idea as I thought!

Any day that has a new album by KMFDM is a good day. #musicofcoso

Razzle Dazzle! #lost

"...because like how that girlfriend recognized the rhythm to the song, Jesus Christ, too... without having to hear it... recognizes the rhythm... of the Cbat in your heart." - a youth pastor somewhere (probably)

@JMHardin I use both, because certain apps I have linked with my gfit... But what I tend to look at is the Samsung app.

@JMHardin Since getting a Samsung device (previously on LG) and the watch, I've literally watched it as it counted my steps. I've always questioned Google Fit's count, but I've seen Samsung count exactly as I take each step.

Inb4 the MAGA start calling it Memphraq.

Stay safe, Memphis.

@grapho Garland is playing 7-D chess... Or whatever.