#boop

#LOL

: I hate this about horror movies. It's a primary reason my stuff doesn't get picked by film banks to produce. They invariably tell me, "It needs a family angle, and it needs a Strong Female Character to be Final Girl or Heroine and a Flawed Boyfriend/Husband who needs to rise to the occasion and be rescued emotionally." I refuse flatly, every time.

#LOL #sadbuttrue #VenmoMan

#LOL

#LOL #SaveTheDay

: "Recess Appointment" is how Matt Gaetz meets his dates during lunch period.

#truefact @JolieSaboteuse @th3j35t3r @Museek @LiberalLibrarian @ianthealy

: YouTube and other online platforms being so absolutely, cravenly desperate for content and for users' time is what's driving me to spend less time online. Regular YT videos, plus Shorts, plus Games, plus PPV movies, and all and in such a glaringly desperate layout designed to split attention and run users down rabbit holes is a legit turn-off, just like Facebook. There's a difference between multitasking and being scatterbrained.

#neurallyatypical #theweirdkid #residentalien

: from Ep. 1 of "A Ghost Story for Christmas" from 1971

"The Stalls of Barchester Cathedral"

#MRJames #CoSoSpookiness #ProperLegend

: today's vinyl acquisitions

: He wouldn't sit.
He wouldn't stay.
He wouldn't stay off the couch.
He was a...

Bad Boi.

: I posted this some weeks back, and it's more apt now.

#protip

: I am being a proper #spookykid.

I'm watching "Candy Corn", a lately horror movie.

#movies

: I think this a lot and have done since I was in my early twenties.

: That nearly every company/merchant that gets your email address sends you email every morning is absurd.

Bought a new front axle for you car? Well, how about a new engine? They're on sale this week! How about instructions on how to change a tire today? How about buying a gross of windshield wipers today for only $1,899.99? Check out this week's sale! Check out these today-only bargains!

Why TF do they do that? Does that crap work?

: This'un still cracks me up.

#alas #cycles #history #people #memory

#LOL @awnaves @process

#LOL #CoSoSuperheroes