@GaryPoole: You asked for the best, not the nicest or the most minimal. Asphyxiation will fix hiccups for good.

@thedisasterautist remind me not to ask for your cure for a headache.

@GaryPoole: My headache remedies have a 100% success rate. You can go see and even talk to the folks I've helped. Give me your zip code, and I'll give you their plot numbers in nearby memorial gardens and cemeteries. Mind that they won't be able to reply to you, but you can still talk to them.